Friday, August 7, 2009

Birth of a Hater

Oh my god tell me Vince Young did not just say what I think he did . Next black QB to win a Superbowl ? Will be in the Hall of Fame someday ? Seriously ? If you haven't seen V.Y.'s act yet check this out . And I quote.....

"I don't know when I'll start again. But I will be the next black quarterback to win a Super Bowl. And I will be in the Hall of Fame." - Vince Young -

Damn . I just can't believe he said it . The man just called his shot to not only win a Superbowl but to go into the Hall .

Let me start by reminding Mr. Young of all the truly great ( proven ) quarterbacks that never won a Superbowl . Dan Marino , Jim Fouts , Warren Moon , Steve McNair , Randal Cunningham , Fran Tarkington , and to a lesser degree Boomer Esiason , Jim Everett and Dave Krieg . OK Krieg might be a stretch but that's quite a list .

You can not predict a championship win in any sport ( ask C.Barkley ) no matter how freaky good you are . Certainly not in the NFL . My goodness man it's the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE ! You know that league right ? The league that sports 32 teams packed with the biggest , fastest , meanest , hardest , most bloodthirsty killers known to man . That league ?

A league ( and sport ) where the least paid guy on any roster can ( and will ) break your freakin neck if you give him even half a chance . The league where the next big contract comes with tens of millions of GUARANTEED
dollars ? You think the animals behind you aren't coming for your head ?

But you Mr. Young have avoided all common sense and proclaimed yourself the next Doug Williams and voted yourself right on in to Canton . Despicable as it is ridiculous. You have created a major hater in me Mr. Young and I will forever more root for the linebackers trying to decapitate you , regardless of team . As a result I will also have to root against the Titans as long as you remain on the roster , which really pisses me off . Considering how big of a Green Bay Packer honk I am the Tennessee Titans are one of the few NFL teams I don't hold a childish grudge against . You have ruined that for me . Thanks jerk .

Lastly have you not noticed that you are unable to beat out a 500 year old Kerry Collins for the starting job in only your third year ? Perhaps you should hold the clipboard for one more year in the hopes of gaining some perspective .

After all Michael Crabtree " threatening to sit out his rookie season " thinks you have overdone it .

1 comment:

  1. That was worthy of a script written by a clone. I know you're not suppose to script those(even though everyone does), but you should have called that one in!

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