Yooooooooooooo
Yo , Yo , Yo ,
Pops - you da tops
when you runnin from da cops
cuz that bus driver got mad
when you popped him in da chops
then you stole his freaking bus
and you didn't make the stops
after all those hippies cried
cuz you burnt down all they crops
just cuz little dealin druggie
came all short up on his drops
and you drove through Little Italy
sreaming screw the freakin WOPS
then you crashed into that brewery
to insult the brewers hops
then you urinated twice
in the box of bottle tops
and the janitors were bummed
cuz you sawed off all da mops
then the good times all went bad
on that episode of Cops
when they caught you overcharging
for those rubber lollipops
Hey wait just a damn minute , my father isn't anything like that at all .
Never mind me , I must be trippin.
Happy Fathers day dad.
THAT RAP WAS SO BAD THAT I COULDN'T EVEN
ReplyDeleteDANCE TO IT. BUT, SADLY, I TRIED TO....